1 year ago from topherchris
There’s a tiny door in my office, Tumblr. It’s a portal and it takes you inside Julia Allison. You see the world through Julia Allison’s eyes… and then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out… into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
What happens when a woman goes through her own portal with her MacBook Pro?
No, Julia Allison’s desktop always looks like that.
