I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Topher is so smooth. I sure wish he’d tell me more about his knowledge of show tunes.”
My first paying job was as a drummer in the pit orchestra for a dinner theatre. I was just a kid and I was exposed to some of the most beloved musicals that the stage has ever seen. Also, one day I convinced the flautist to go buy me a dirty magazine after a matinee. It was a great experience.
You know I was thinking something more along the lines of, “When will Topher get a brain hemorrhage and die?”.
Also, a fucking plane just flew over my house.
