Dear disgruntled person,
I understand that you’re upset about something and you feel that your opinion must be heard. You’re probably hoping that at least you’ll gain the support and acknowledgment of like-minded individuals on whatever issue you are publicly complaining about, and at best you’re words will directly affect their target, causing them to reverse whatever actions they made to inspire you to write your letter in the first place.
Well, I I’m here to tell you not to bother. No one cares. You’re opinion is worthless, especially to those who have the power to do anything about anything. Give up. Go outside. Make a new friend. It’s honestly not worth the effort or the time it will take you to construct your letter, and you’ll only end up more frustrated than when you started if no one responds to your statement, which is the likely scenario. Don’t make any loud announcements about what you’re going to do to “stick it to the man,” there is no one man, and if he existed, he wouldn’t care about you.
-Ben