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The movie combo game

nickdouglas:

traeblain:

A firefighter attends a Pittsburgh hockey game and fights terrorists who plan to kill the vice president. He successfully plays goalie. Meanwhile, zombies with a flesh-eating virus attack a bunch of losers and a woman with a machine-gun leg.

Answer: Sudden Death Proof

New Plot: A man is forced to watch terrible movies with a couple robot companions who, with the help of a very small army, defend his country from the evil Persian emperor Xerxes.  Ultimately to their death.

Mystery Science Theater 300!

The last fertile woman is on trial for a military murder.

Children of a Few Good Men

A successful publish from a small coal mining town has himself cryogenically frozen so he can follow his childhood dream of building rockets. His father disapproves.



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