Re: WWDC keynote

I can’t wait for Steve Jobs to come back, not just because he’s Steve, but also because the rest of the apple exec team that has to fill in for him while he’s out does a really bad job with these events.

Phill Schiller has always struck me as a creepy and nervous man on stage. He seems less passionate about what he’s talking about than everyone else. However, he is the marketing guy.

I can’t understand what Bertrand Serlet is saying. All I know is he’s making fun of Microsoft.

Scott Forstall has terrible posture. I think I just dislike him because he sounds like he’s reading a script, which he is, and every time I hear him talk, he’s introducing yet another app developer and prolonging the amount of time before I can hear about the new iPhone hardware/software.

Also, everyone at Apple apparently has terrible hair… except for Jobs and Ive… who barely have any hair.



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