September 2008
118 posts
Damn
My congressman is Barney Frank, and my senators are John Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Who the hell am I supposed to complain about this $700 billion to?
“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These...”
– Chuck Palahniuk : Lullaby (via yourmonkeycalled)
“Seuss coined the word “crunk”, which is used in this book...”
– Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now! - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
REGISTER TO VOTE →
OR I WILL FIND YOU AND SHOVE SHARP OBJECTS UP YOUR ANUS.
(seriously, reblog this or send the link to at least one person)
Obama's other website isn't as pretty. →
My Prediction
On Thursday, the election will end.
woah holy wtf?!
superdoofus-stratodrive:
did i just hear someone say “what the fuck?!” on a commercial for pom on nbc?!
Nope, they said “What the Flock!?”
“I am not a racist, nor will I ever be. In fact, I have many black friends. But I...”
– “Kihei West Side” making a clearly racist review of Obama’s The Audacity of Hope in iTunes. He also goes on to say Obama is against nuclear power, which is untrue, and that it “is the cleanest, most effective, longest lasting, productive energy source that we know of,”...
MCAS Student Work/Scoring Guides - Massachusetts... →
This might say something about me that I thought this was funny, but here you can look at examples of student work from previous MCAS (Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment System, just Google it) tests. You can see what answers received a 4 (full credit) and what received a 0 (no credit).
Looking at the responses that received 0’s is funny and also a little bit depressing).
Please, Register To Vote. →
come on, do it.
WatchSomething just made me think about this. This a collection of clips from 9/11. The news before, during, and after it happened. It’s the most chilling video I’ve ever seen online, and watching it makes me remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when it happened.
Wow, just fucking unbelievable.
CNN.com - Bin Laden: Goal is to bankrupt U.S. -... →
The terrorist won, but they victory was fully facilitated by Bush/Cheney. Thus, Bush and Cheney are Terrorists.
DOOM POSTPONED!!! →
nothing was collided in that first LHC test
Slacker Uprising →
Watching this movie right now, it’s different than any other Michael Moore movie (ie. no sarcastic voice over), it’s actually really interesting.
I’d consider my self a MM fan. Yes, there are inaccuracies in his films, and he tends to exaggerate, but they all bring up great points and for all the crap there is a lot of great information. At the very least the make you think.
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Fox News
I love watching Fox News, literally everything they say wrong. It’s like watching Bizzaro News. Like right now, they keep saying Obama is loosing ground. Excuse me? I guess I don’t know much about maths, but I’m pretty sure Obama is still ahead in the polls.
Also, some lady named Kisten Powers is trying to say McCain lying about Obama in the ads is fine. I hate these people....
Chumby Adds Pandora →
The Chumby is so fucking awesome
textbooks
nikography:
i would feel just a little bit better about spending so much on college textbooks if they didn’t feel like the cheapest quality printing possible, making for awful reading experiences.
The reason they cost so much is because of the licensing fees for the works inside. If they upped the print quality, they’d cost twice as much.
“Hello! I’m a PC – and I can’t answer your email right now. I’d like to say that...”
– an email Sean Siler. He’s the PC in Microsoft’s new I’m a PC ads (which I actually like by the way). The ads had an email address (sean@windows.com) in them, and I got this response.
Religions I respect for strange reasons
marco:
Judaism: There’s no sales pitch. No recruiting team. Nobody spamming me in the subway, coming to my door, or yelling at me on the street. If I want to learn anything about Judaism, I can just ask the many Jewish people I know. They’ve always been happy to answer my questions (often with refreshingly sensible explanations), but if you don’t ask, you’re never bothered or inconvenienced by...
Listen to this podcast if you want to be happy →
I talk about Podcasts a lot, but I really think that few can compare to the pure aural awesome that is Jordan Jesse Go!
Obama is back on top of the polls
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This is from Gallup, who has consistently had McCain up by much more than anyone else.
homeofthevain:
Leila, Norwegian Wood (Blood,...
Sarah Palin Yahoo inbox 2008 - Wikileaks →
This is just wrong, I dislike Sarah Palin, but this goes too far.
Don't be fooled by funny opening: 'SNL' isn't back... →
I started watching SNL again because my cousin is a writer (I think I’ve mentioned that before), and still I have to agree that the show sucks. There are a lot of talented people working there, I just hope they don’t get stuck there like Darrell hammond
david:
Driving to Boston.
hmm… David Karp in my city?
Tumblr Message to Tumblr HQ
I would like to compliment David on the choice of colors that were secretly swapped into the Tumblr design, makes it feel more friendly. Normally I wouldn’t assume who was responsible for what in a company, but I’m pretty sure I can safely say that Marco is not responsible for anything design related at Tumblr. (I’m sorry)
I HATE YOUR EVERYTHING!
Now die accordingly.